You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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