Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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