She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
whose ass print is on the piano?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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