honey bunches of taint.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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