NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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