She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Just invented taco cereal.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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