So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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