This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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