i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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