i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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