dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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