So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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