...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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