I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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