fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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