I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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