Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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