It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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