I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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