There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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