We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
That reminds me...we need to get swords
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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