It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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