so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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