I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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