The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
