Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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