I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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