quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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