i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
