Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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