why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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