Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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