put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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