Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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