News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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