So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
