Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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