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Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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