champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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