There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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