You're earring is so big in my mouth
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
