is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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