My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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