Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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