how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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