Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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