i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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