Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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