I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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