remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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