Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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