Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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So many bounce houses so little time
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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