Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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