is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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