i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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